the last seconds of one year dies, and the first of a new, most people suffer a symptomatic picture (caused by some agency aerobic or an increase in the concentration of Camaretas powder in the air, scientists still disagree about the true cause) known as the New Year syndrome.
This syndrome, also known as Syndrome San Silvestre, produce different reactions depending on the individual: the so-called normal people, causes an exponential increase in the production of endorphins in depression, reduction cardiac output, and foxes, a significant increase in libido. Others like me do not have time to react to anything, for the year we have to get up a hill with a puppet of 2 meters and 22 kilos in tow. And then to throw gasoline and so and so.
Another effect causes many people to try to distract the mind from all that surrounds him, and decided to concentrate on one activity or object. Thus, the world disappears and there is only the plate with grapes, lucky yellow underwear (which were originally white), the ticket for 20 bucks in your pocket or bag and race around the block. Zahir something for all tastes.
Whatever the patient's mental status, something which invariably tend to all: set goals to be met in the 8760 hours.
Here are choosing colorful purposes. Among the best ranked are those of the girl who promises a nose job and something else, the subject that care for their health and exercise, the type who swears save to go and live abroad, the bum with scruples promising to study further, proposing the bitter sighing enjoy your life and stop criticizing the rest and the inevitable promises spinster cod catch the first intersection you.
That's because New Year's syndrome, like his Christmas primoñaño syndrome, inhibited during periods of 24 to 48 hours the neural centers that regulate the logical functions of the brain and cause a sense of change, transformation , to float above the adversities and vices. Regular use of joint causes the same, but unlike the latter, the syndrome does not cause side effects such as dry mouth or eye redness. And it does not cause addiction.
But your symptoms will disappear on the morning of January 1. And back to the old fuck.
In this way, and the Olympic dinner leftovers end of the year, how can the suffering of cholesterol and triglycerides carry out fully their good intentions? Who in their right mind would waste such a meal (best dishes of the day), knowing that in places as far away as just around the corner or Africa, there are people dying of hunger?
Once the syndrome has gone down in history, the logic is reset activity in the brain, and if there is anything that distinguishes us from animals, closed and short-sighted bureaucrats, is our ability to reason.
What bum which includes the mountain of books, notebooks, and studies that should applied? Their limited logic tells you that, for the same offense to be limited, no right half of everything we have to study then and in the years ahead. And the bitter malaleche? His logic woke her in the first chord of chicha or reggaeton music that would not let her sleep a wink all night in the first.
who wanted to save, use your logic to set priorities and determines it is spending more money in his jacket with neighborhood buddies, the beer is closer to the trip. And the maid who was waiting to tie the pink zone, knows he must put his feet on the ground when all her friends are dancing with strangers and she is the one on the table, caring for the portfolios.
Experts say that to avoid procrastination, and extend a little further the effects of the syndrome, you can get someone to do the bootstrap : a person (family member, friend, husband, wrapped his psychologist) confidence that occasionally help with a nudge in the road to meet X target. Because sometimes, meet himself hard, but if it's someone or something else, the minimum decency does not disappoint his brief appearance.
is not use to someone. Because if that someone entrusted to an office of Guardian Purpose Have a wonderful symbiotic relationship. To illustrate, nothing like that scene in which Bubba asks Forrest Gump to support your back against it. Since I have a couple of vertebrae rebels, not disdain the help of a handful of chiropractors willing to lend a hand.
And who knows, hopefully, in the end I end up being the bootstrap some.
My desire this year to start is that in some way or another, half the world is the bootstrap the other half. And vice versa. You find them, if they have not already known. And that includes those who wander around here, LDZ readers.
Oh, and do not wish to fulfill their wishes. That's the easy way out. Best wish to El Flaco That's up there to give them strength, you and your bootstraps to comply.
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